the world wants me fat

Because why else would something like this exist?

Ben & Jerry's new flavor "Mission to Marzipan."

And I had finally resigned myself to the axing of my favorite flavor, that Festivus one with the gingerbread, on the grounds that it's good for me to have fewer temptations in the ice cream aisle.

But geez. MARZIPAN ICE CREAM.

This is the best/worst news since my mom sent me the recipe for Giada's nutella gelato.

Comments

[Tracey]

Gak. Marzipan. For all of it the world set aside as my portion, I'll let you have it.

Now, B&J's Country Peach? Mine. All mine.

And that nutella gelato recipe? Please to post that!

[bedroom furniture]

great man :D